Thursday, January 26, 2012

PORTNOY SUPPORTS PUPPY RAPE

Barstool Boston - [I]f the Pats weren’t in the Superbowl and Puppy Bowl and the Superbowl were on at the first time I’d probably watch Puppy Bowl.  First Lady and I DVR it every year and then play it for our dog when we go out.   Pretty sure she appreciates it.   She’s a huge sports fan.

Yet again, the hated David Portnoy has perpetuated rape culture by supporting animal cruelty. First, he supports the use of puppies for sport. Might as well be Mike Vick running his blog. Second, he DVR's it for his dog so he can torture him while he goes out. Clearly, this man's cruelty knows no bounds.

David Portnoy - Puppy Raper


But here's the bigger question, why do we even have dogs at all? I took a class once called Puppies and Slavery: the Next Frontier of Equal Rights. Did you know that most people like dogs more than other people? Think about it, Ray Lewis participates in a MURDER and people are cool with it. Mike Vick fights a bunch of mutts and people rightly lose their mind. 


Today, we unite to demand equality for dogs and people - they deserve the same rights and protections as all of us. If I love my dog, I should be able to marry him/her, take her out to dinner and make sweet love to him/her whenever I want.

It is clear that David Portnoy is in favor of animal rape and cruelty; but what else is he in favor of? Rape? Muder? Osama Bin Laden? Yes, yes and yes. 

David Portnoy: Tool of the Puppy Slave Trade
WELCOME! Viva La Revolution! It's time to show David Portnoy that we mean business.

Ever since I started attending Simmons and I took Feminism in the Blogging Age, I realized there was something wrong with this world. War, hunger and AIDS are all good causes, but the true enemy of all people is DAVID PORTNOY, owner, operator and head of the widely hated barstoolsports series of websites.

Today, this changes - today we stand up to him - today we show him we mean business.

So I ask you, does this look like the face of the most dangerous, diabolical and deadly man in the world? The answer is clearly - YES.

From posting pictures of Tom Brady's naked kid to constantly calling for the rape of every man, woman and child in the Greater Boston area, David Portnoy is pure evil. He's ruined the lives and careers of many people, including: Scott Zolak, Citty Bang, every student at Babson college and Jerry Thornton.

Today we tell him this is enough, today we tell him to stop, today, we defeat DAVID PORTNOY!